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why, hello there gorgeous! the name's Jazzy (legal, baby!), I like all things crazy and caplocks, too. I don't have much time, but I do try.
You know. To take over the world.


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  1. scornandritz:

    you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these

    meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident 

     
     

  2. theheterophobicguy:

    Jack McFarland; favourite quotes

     
     

  3. OH SHIT YOU GUYS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! YESTERDAY I SAW A GUY WHO LOCKED LIKE TONY STARK.

    no shit.
    we were at the market, buying something for our bathroom (this thing where you can hang the shower head BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT) and then all of a sudden there’s this dude in a suit and sun glasses and he looks just like Tony Stark from the side. I fangirled a bit, negl.

     
     

  4. (Source: magnus-katto)

     
     

  5. Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

    (Source: thatarmydoctor)

     
     

  6. annaomgz:

    sicw-tony:

    The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

     #Note that he doesn’t have a cutesie name for Natasha #This is because he enjoys living

    I don’t think (m)any people got the “Point Break” reference in the theater I was at, but I enjoyed it and lol’d. 

    (Source: commanderkari)

     
     

  7. (Source: kimlennox)

     
     

  8. theeyesinthenight:

    zerachin:

    catgoboom:

    #Did he just RP with someone because I think he’s just become my most favourite celebrity ever.

    hiddles is dabes

    this is why hiddles is the greatest thing ever

     
     
  9. flipfloplogic: All Hitman Two Victors, this is Hitman Two Actual. We are two klicks out from Al Hayy. Updated reports state there are small pockets of resistance south of the city. Break. Godfather FAC is pushing Cobras north to sweep the routes. Observe everything. Admire nothing.

    flipfloplogic:

    All Hitman Two Victors, this is Hitman Two Actual. We are two klicks out from Al Hayy. Updated reports state there are small pockets of resistance south of the city. Break. Godfather FAC is pushing Cobras north to sweep the routes. Observe everything. Admire nothing.

     
     

  10. loki-cat:

    #eheheehe brother you are so handsome and godly

    #*casually steals mjolnir and takes over universe*

     
     
  11. gingerhaze: MORE SPOILERS based on this same logic (also spoilers)

    gingerhaze:

    MORE SPOILERS



    based on this same logic (also spoilers)

     
     

  12. mishasteaparty:

    Tony with Butterfingers & Dummy